More $$$ Jokes For Your Amusement

More $$$ Jokes For Your Amusement

For all those needing a smile today!

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I gave Henry Winkler $1,000 to invest for me, and never saw my money again…

I think I fell for a Fonzie scheme.

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A genie came to me and asked, “What’s your first wish?”

I answered, “I wish I was rich!”

The genie then asks, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

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Three animals were having a drink at the bar when the tab came.

“I’m not paying it” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.”

“I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer.

“Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting here cost me my last scent.”

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Mother gives her son two dimes, one for the church collection and one for an ice cream after church.

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